We're off to the Guggenham err Porkopolis err ...SPAM Museum

Everytime we go to Hawaii, Peter eats SPAM^®.    Apparently, it's a Hawaiian Staple.  You can even order it at Burger King and McDonalds. They love it there. It's in "local" food - Peter eats it for breakfast in something called musubi...which is kinda like sushi, but with SPAM instead of raw fish... I haven't tried it... My imagination doesn't allow it...

When Rich comes with us to Hawaii, he eats SPAM too (not sure what his habits are when he's not with us.)

SO, I thought it'd be REALLY funny to take them to the SPAM Museum, in Austin MN.
http://www.spam.com/spam-101/the-spam-museum
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2126

We all knew except Rich, and that was half the fun!  He didn't see any of the billboards (which was shocking, but we know he didn't, because there's no way he could've seen them and not made a sassy comment of some sort.)

Well! the joke was on me! The whole place was completely fascinating!

 

It was educational, historical, and fun! There's a hall of history, a theater, a diner, a children's educational center, a grocery section and a gift shop... and probably even more to offer!

 

Hormel Foods produces SPAM, and the company was started in 1891 by George A. Hormel. George was so respected by the community that, years later, when one of his employees embezzled over $1,000,000 (and this is back when that was a lot of money!), the bank quickly loaned him the missing money, to keep his business afloat. (I read that it was $1.5million, but I can't remember if that's what the sign at the Museum said...)

I had NO IDEA that SPAM was so important in history. 

Did you know that more than 100 million pounds of SPAM was sent overseas to feed allied troops during WWI, between 1941 and 1945?   

 

  

Also:

Did you know that they sponsored a Nascar car?

And that Doc
(from The Love Boat)

and Brett Favre
(of Green Bay Packers fame... mostly)

have advertised for them? (That IS Doc, right?)

 

I really thought we'd be there 10 minutes and leave, but we were there a long time! I definitely recommend going! 

In the Gift Shop, they have all kinds of fun things - I think we all got SPAM shirts (mine is tie-dyed and everyone thinks it says "Spain"), one of the kids got a SPAM piggy (stuffed animal) which literally saved his hands and knees at least twice, when he tripped and fell and landed on it (I'm sorry - it gave me giggles - you know, after I was certain he was ok)...we got bandages that look like SPAM (all bandages kind of do), a SPAM fishing lure... I can't remember everything - but they have so much! games, dishes, toys, dog accessories, and, of course SPAM and SPAM Cookbooks! 

GO! such an unexpected surprise!!   

 See you Wednesday!!

 

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Alexandria's Runestone

Sick of being in the car, I convinced Peter that we should go into Alexandria MN and take a look at this ancient runestone they have there (another find on http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2607)

Previously, the only experience I had with runestones was the brief lesson found in the introduction to The Hobbit, by JRR Tolkien.  

From The Hobbit, Second Printing 1977

Tolkien explains: 

"Runes were old letters originally used for cutting or scratching on wood, stone, or metal, and so were thin and angular. At the time of this tale only Dwarves made regular use of them, especially for private or secret records. Their runes are in this book represented by English runes, which are known now to few people".

The explanation goes on to discuss how they are used, how they compare to modern English, and how they can be translated...

Therefore, having read this when I was 10 or 11, and having done no further research, I assumed runes and runestones were products of the imagination...

Until I read about this particular runestone on roadsideamerica.com.

Replica, 5 times the size of the original

This one (called the Kensington Runestone, after a nearby settlement) is not Dwarvish, but Viking, and is dated 1362. A farmer named Olof Ohman dug it up in a field in Minnesota, in 1898.

9 years later, Hjalmer R. Holand (a University of Wisconsin history major), translated the Stone, and it says something like:

 

" 8 : göter : ok : 22 : norrmen : po :

...o : opþagelsefärd : fro :

vinland : of : vest : vi :

hade : läger : ved : 2 : skLär : en :

dags : rise : norr : fro : þeno : sten :

vi : var : ok : fiske : en : dagh : äptir :

vi : kom : hem : fan : 10 : man : röde :

af : blod : og : ded : AVM:

frälse : äf : illü."

(As per Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runestone,

The Kensington Runestone http://www.thekensingtonrunestone.com/,

Historic Mysteries (the Kensington Runestone) http://historicmysteries.com/the-kensington-runestone,

and other reports.)

OK. Fine. The translation of that translation is something like:

"8 Goths and 22 Norweigans on exploration journey from Vinland over the west. We camp by 2 skerries one day-journey from this stone. We were and fished one day. After we came home, 10 men red with blood and tourtured. Hail Virgin Mary, save from evil. Have 10 men by the sea to look after our ship, 14 day -journeys from this island year 1362."

It sounds like a terrible journey, but that’s all that’s reported. Or, if there’s more, it’s on other runestones buried here or there. We did go TO the Museum, and I saw Ole the Viking across the street, but...didn't actually go INTO the Museum! Why? I don't remember.

Oh! That is SO NOT TRUE!! We didn't go in because: Well, first of all, Alexandria wasn't right beside the road, but a tiny little detour. Second of all, I hadn't really written down instructions on where the Runestone was, so I was guessing it could be at the Museum...so, third of all (and in summary), we were arguing by the time we got there, and it didn't seem as much fun...Now, I regret not going in. (Life lesson for next time.)

We did, however, track down the larger-than-life runestone replica on a nearby highway (see above picture) - a monument actually, on the side of the road - it's 5x bigger than the original!

Some people say it’s a hoax or forgery. Lots of studies have been done. How would I know if it is or not? Either way, it’s intriguing...

(As far as hoaxes go.. It seems to me that there could be easier hoaxes to pull off - ones that didn’t take as much work and wouldn’t be examined so carefully..like...the corn flake that looks like a saint...or whatever...)

Oh goodness! Still didn’t make it to Minneapolis! (In real life, we went from Fargo to Minneapolis in a few hours.) Sunday, for sure!! (I’m practically positive...)

(In other news - I can't figure out how to put a "follow" button on here, so if anyone could tell me that, that'd be great! Also, I can't figure out how to allow people who aren't members of "blogspot" to comment, either... I'm certain it's an easy fix, but I don't know what it is... In the meantime, I'm also blogging on http://biggestballofstring.wordpress.com, which has a "follow" button right there and anyone can comment...)